What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do I get spun and then want big fat cocks to suck?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do Puerto Ricans come to this country flying their flags over in the United States all over their cars? They're so proud of their country. Why are they here?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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Live and Let Die

A View to a Kill

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

Octopussy

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-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What measures do celebrities take to protect their images from being used for commercial purposes without permission? How much does this typically cost them?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?